When a Man Opens

When a Man Opens
When a Man Opens the Door of His Car for His Wife, You Can Be Sure of 0ne Thing : Either the Car is NEW or the Wife.
  

Jan, 13 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     994 views       Funny

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