Ek conductor ki shadi

Ek conductor ki shadi
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai
  

Jan, 13 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     856 views       Funny

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