Lakh koshish karu bhulane

Lakh koshish karu bhulane
Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.
  

Jan, 13 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1076 views       Funny

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