Aik Mandir main

Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?

Jan, 13 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 849 views Funny

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God thought that

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Shhhh. Dont go outside

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What will be the girl's

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Forest king Virappan

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Zindgi kitni pyari

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Laila ki shadi mey

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

Honey Said,"I'm

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The Japanese have

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Boys have fun by

Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact

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