Intizar... Na raat

Intizar... Na raat
Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.
  

Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     879 views       Funny

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