Kash Life aisi hoti

Kash Life aisi hoti
Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT
  

Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1054 views       Funny

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