I Wrote your

I Wrote your
I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya
  

Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1047 views       Funny

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