Why do men spend

Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

Jan, 13 2012 123 chars (1 sms) 800 views Funny

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U love sumone.

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Brain is very important

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Class rooms are

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Sun makes moon

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Keep all ur troubles

Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

Dreams make all

Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY

Duniya mein bewafai

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hi i want to talk

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

What is Education

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You know biggest

You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!

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