Jis tarha heere ko

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 865 views Funny

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You love someone..

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Think u r sitting

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Life is difficult,full of

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Don't take life

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so Sweet is ur

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aap hamari galli

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