Ansu aap ka

Ansu aap ka
Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.
  

Jan, 14 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1661 views       Funny

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Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to Gai k samne le jao..Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai Agar pas ayi to Bhusa he
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!
Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.
I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI
Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.
AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest