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Ansu aap ka
Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.
  
Jan, 14 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1675 views       Funny

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To b happy with
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Some one.......miss u
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
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Lips jab lips se
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Wats d diff btwn
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Honey Said,"I'm
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What is Education
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A boy wrote Luv letter
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A B C D E F G H I
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Y word 'Women' begin
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