Tum ek aise

Tum ek aise
Tum ek aise DON ho jiske paas har locker ki chabi hai.Tabhi to apko 'DON' with 'KEY' kehte hain,aur hum pyar se.."DONKEY" kehte hain..!
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     941 views       Funny

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A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
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Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
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Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.