Tum ek aise

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Tum ek aise
Tum ek aise DON ho jiske paas har locker ki chabi hai.Tabhi to apko 'DON' with 'KEY' kehte hain,aur hum pyar se.."DONKEY" kehte hain..!
  
Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     872 views       Funny

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