Bhagwan se Scooter

Bhagwan se Scooter
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
  

Jan, 14 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1035 views       Funny

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