A BusinessMan ExpLaining The

A BusinessMan ExpLaining The
A BusinessMan ExpLaining The Reason For Having Two Wives....!@!--!@! MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... & Competition... ImProves Service...
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1009 views       Funny

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