U hav cute eyes

U hav cute eyes
U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.
  

Jan, 13 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     978 views       Funny

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