SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone

SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone
SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".
  

Jan, 13 2012     148 chars (1 sms)     2735 views       Funny

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