Man receives telegram

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash

Jan, 13 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 876 views Funny

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Y word 'Women' begin

Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??

If ur world is

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Kash Life aisi hoti

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Chinto aur Banto

Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge.

I think drinking

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Best punishment dat

Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!

************** Kya bindas

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A Couple- Before

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

Slogan written on a bald man's

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A BusinessMan ExpLaining The

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If marriages r made

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Khuda kare tujhe

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