2 ways to suicide

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2 ways to suicide
2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!
  
Jan, 13 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1163 views       Funny

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