Patni=Suno ji

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

Jan, 13 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1050 views Funny

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Hai tu agar mera

Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

I LIKE U..

I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Jab koi baat bigad

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Definition of a Nurse

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

U love sumone.

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.

Marriage is the alliance

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr

Jo Jeete Wo SikandrJo Haare Wo Jail Ke AndarJo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki JhappiJo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi

Sun makes moon

Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex

I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

once a ant and

once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.

A prsn who surrenders

A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !

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Patni=Suno ji

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