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If Reliance group launches
If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..
  
Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     968 views       Funny

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