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Lost in a zoo
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
  
Jan, 14 2012     61 chars (1 sms)     1030 views       Funny

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I mixed RUM in
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Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg
In a park two
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
Which is d most
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COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE
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Dream makes everything
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Behind every successful man,
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PJ TIME..Beat dis one
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A Fantastic ad in
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I think drinking
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Why does d bride
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1 Bhakt Ashram
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