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Q : what is the
Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.
  
Jan, 13 2012     91 chars (1 sms)     813 views       Funny

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Every time I hold
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All married men
All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
U hav cute eyes
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Gud Morning… Kindly
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Socha tha har
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Old people used
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Q : what is the
Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.
so Sweet is ur
so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE
Whats Karan Johar
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Women claim that
Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!
I want to Share
I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !
In the corridor
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