Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!

|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!….

A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur dena, Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm, Sugar-120

DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.

Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.