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God made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
  
Jan, 14 2012     161 chars (2 sms)     1192 views       Funny

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Ansu aap ka
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karo shri ganpati
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Behind every successful man,
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U r d 1 whos so
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