A man said his

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Jan, 13 2012 127 chars (1 sms) 947 views Funny

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ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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