Gud Morning… Kindly

Gud Morning… Kindly
Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
  

Jan, 13 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     935 views       Funny

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