************** Kya bindas

************** Kya bindas
************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************
  

Jan, 14 2012     190 chars (2 sms)     1318 views       Funny

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