Which is d most

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

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Difference between a man

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99 SAAL ka ek

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Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.

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hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

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