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Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

Jan, 13 2012 90 chars (1 sms) 903 views Funny

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A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai

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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS...

MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement

wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!

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