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Why do women
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?
  
Jan, 13 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     846 views       Funny

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Mandir mein jaap
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
Kya Lekar aaya tha
Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Mujhe SMS Na Karke Zalim tu Kitne Paise BaChAyEgA.
Teacher : usne khudkhushi
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
A pig fell in love
A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!
It's important to
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
First the engagement
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Lalu k pichhe ek
Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia.
Hey, I just got
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Most peoplehave 5 senses
Most peoplehave 5 senses.Some peoplehave 6 senses.But u r blessedwith 7 senses.An extra senseisNON SENSE
I have started
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
An Engineering Studnt
An Engineering Studnt 2 His Sweeper:Brother I Hav Got DegreeI Hav Got KnowledgeI Can Sit in Society.What Do U Hav?Sweeper:I Hav The Job.
Apni raah par
Apni raah par badhte chalo,kisi ki parwa mat karo,jahan dil kahe wahan chalo,jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum ache Rickshawala banoge

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