Sun makes moon

Sun makes moon
Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     827 views       Funny

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