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Sun makes moon
Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex
  
Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     997 views       Funny

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Could u fax me
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Why do women
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Light can replace
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God thought that
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1 aadmi ne 100
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Two birds sitting
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Think u r sitting
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal
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If U sneeze once,
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
The japanese hav
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All married men
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