1 aadmi ne 100

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1 aadmi ne 100
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
  
Jan, 13 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1003 views       Funny

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