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God thought that
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
  
Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     856 views       Funny

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Despite the Old
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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo
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Y does Waheeda Rehman
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Definition of a Nurse
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I saw six men
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First Person: My
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Never run behind
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Do u know similarity
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Kash Life aisi hoti
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What is dSimilarity
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Position of a husband
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