Why do U think I

Why do U think I
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
  

Jan, 14 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     917 views       Funny

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