Old people used

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

Jan, 13 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1261 views Funny

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************** Aapki yaad

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When i was sad

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I've written a

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Monday went on

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I've been arrested

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