Ever since I

Ever since I
Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     815 views       Funny

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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
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