Why does d bride

Why does d bride
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
  

Jan, 13 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1027 views       Funny

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