Door rehkar bhi

Door rehkar bhi
Door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho, nazron se door rehkar khaas lagte ho, har baar doosron ka bheja SMS bhejkar khud ko smart samajhte ho!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     945 views       Funny

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