Behind every successful man,

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Behind every successful man,
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     825 views       Funny

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Speaking Italian is
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Luv and Kuch
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Promise me v r
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Patni=Suno ji
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Why do women
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?
dil bechen he aaj
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After a passionate kiss
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subah ko yaad
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.
Dreams make all
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