Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man,
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     955 views       Funny

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A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her ifu had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger.Kid is puzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?
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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
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