Wife- i will die

Wife- i will die
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
  

Jan, 14 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     991 views       Funny

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