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SMS ka sangrah karke
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
  
Jan, 14 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     910 views       Funny

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Guide: Welcome 2
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Women claim that
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Height Of Confusion
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What is d height of
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Clouds r white
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One american boy
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
Man holding woman's
Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Prayer of an ideal
Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
What is the height
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
The wise never
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Position of a husband
Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
Heartbeats are countless
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