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SMS ka sangrah karke
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
  
Jan, 14 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1138 views       Funny

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Wisest thought of the
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How can one reduce
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Great people talk
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