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Kabristhan ke cahaukidar
Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
  
Jan, 14 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1050 views       Funny

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