Kabristhan ke cahaukidar

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!

Jan, 14 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 894 views Funny

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