TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE
TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE is not given for MATHS BECAUSE,ALFRED NOBEL's wife ran away with a MATHS PROFESSOR... Funny but Fact...!
  
Jan, 13 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     938 views       Funny

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Girls heart is like
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Promise Me That We
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