What's the difference

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Jan, 14 2012 153 chars (1 sms) 911 views Funny

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There are 8 ways

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Clouds r white

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Friends are like asian paints

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Ye pyar b ajeeb

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