Eating rotten fruit

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Eating rotten fruit
Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     877 views       Funny

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