Lalu k pichhe ek

Lalu k pichhe ek
Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia.
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1124 views       Funny

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