Namaskar ! Jago baalak

Namaskar ! Jago baalak
Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1289 views       Funny

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