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Like energy, love
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend
  
Jan, 14 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     995 views       Funny

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Wat is difference
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Gud Morning… Kindly
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