Kya apki skin dhoo

Kya apki skin dhoo
Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...
  

Jan, 13 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     987 views       Funny

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