Wife looks in mirror

Wife looks in mirror
Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"
  

Jan, 13 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     863 views       Funny

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