Girl To Her Boy

Girl To Her Boy
Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     875 views       Funny

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Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
Friends are like asian paints 'duniya badal de'. Girlfriends are like everest masale 'taste mein best'. Wife is like mosquito coil 'dhoond dhoond ke maare!'
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
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