Darde dil me gam

Darde dil me gam
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
  

Jan, 14 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     985 views       Funny

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